We have religion for the heart and science for our brains but the head and the heart are afraid of each other because there’s nothing for the ne…

Much like nuclear weapons the whole point of having vacation days is never to use them

It was always an intriguing though… to imagine knowing the date of you… until AI in a thought experiment of its own reimagined death

You can’t watch sports these days… Father Time is undefeated Which is when I always quote Saul… “Vait a minute. Vat about Rocky…

As an individual human being I could never really know who you think I am so, I had to imagine it But as a networked cyborg

That moment when you reclassify yourself from a mystery to an unsolved mystery

It takes talent to write a hit pie… but anyone can write a puff piece that in thirty years will read as a hit piece

The culture war is a cyber war where you can’t tell that you’re behind enemy lines until you’re compelled to read your lines

A student’s job has always been to put received knowledge into their own words or, more simply to state the obvious

God: Do you trust me? Me: It’s not my fault!

Imagine what the mannequins say to… as they go their separate ways fro… as each ships out from the factory A religious mannequin says: There, but for the grace of God,…

If you feel like you’ve been getting away with something you’ve probably been cheating yourself

When I said That’s none of your business they replied Actually, that’s our entire busine…

I thought the Protestant work eth… I saw all the lazy rivers in peopl… until I noticed they were each swi… against the current

We pass through birth, life, and death like H2O phasing through ice, water, and steam so yes