The difference between a black hole and a rabbit hole is that light can’t escape a black… but light can’t get in a rabbit ho…

The arts say What can’t be said While agitprop tells us What can be said In a game of

As usual, the materialist is half-… When he insists life (By which he means his life) Is no laughing matter But he will remain a halfwit until

Our civilization has gotten around God’s injunction to be our brother… by being our little brother’s book…

Rest assured AI will give us exactly what we d… Because the devil is gentle but fa… Whereas God is tough but more tha…

My matchmaker couldn’t find me any… but she suggested I go to the bing… and focus on the woman who played the most cards per game

I am my own worst enemy But God is my greatest ally I like my odds

The saying goes There’s no I in team But there is a me And it’s because You give yourself to the team

The universe is a kinetic watch so time only keeps going if we’re on the move making Zeno’s paradox of motion just a way of reassuring ourselves

I’m the kind of guy Who doesn’t ride a motorcycle But always wears a leather helmet

And just like that the safety of ironic distance gave way to the false intimacy of over-proximi…

I had previously asserted that The only thing bigger than my ego Is God’s plan for me This remains the case But I would add that

What was it? It was fun. Where did it go? It’s run out. You mean it will be right back?

At first we thought This changes everything We weren’t exactly wrong But, of course Everything is highly adaptable

Late capitalism compensated for it… by blending it into its own propri… No one can redeem the past But everyone can redeem coupons!