Two things can be true at the same… 1. Logic tells us what we can and… 2. Paradox tells us God can do wh… More importantly God sees what we cannot do

Domination is feudal But resistance seems futile And lo, we canoodle With the large standard poodle We all know as boodle

The biggest change in my lifetime Has been the change in the meaning… They don’t have a prayer It used to mean They don’t have a chance

At the very beginning of the Tora… Just after enabling the light God separated the waters of the de… And of the heavens (rendered into… With the land

Somewhere between 27% and 53% of… none of which students can legally… is wasted Let’s split the difference and call it 40%

Early big bang theor– ists were known for eating quite a lot of popcorn

If we learned anything from the pandemic it’s that people much prefer being left to their own devices over

When given the command “Explain yourself” A believer is someone who answers “I have no explanation” In order to explain everything

Now that I’m wearing a mask I find myself telling strangers everything

God loves us so much that He sets us up to fail For the journey is infinite As in it never stops And God knew that

When Eddie Money said “I’ve got two tickets to paradise” he didn’t mention that the paradise sales team only sells tickets in pairs

I still believe that anything is possible It’s just that now nothing would surprise me

You can’t call timeout in soccer But you can fake an injury You can’t call timeout in life But you can fake yourself out By believing you’ve faked us all o…

Question: What do you want the mo… Answer: The most. This is how you know The devil is always cheating you Because desire is neither

The good Hurts so good The bad Hurts so bad And the ugly