Smile and the whole world smiles with yo… Laugh and the whole world smiles with yo… Cry

It was only once I became Observant That I became Observant

Those who were once just foaming at the mouth have been rebooted by social media… fomenting at the mouth

We used to be able to talk to each… About the world Because we could always say Present company excluded But now that every screen

After that instead of talking about the weath… or staring at their phones people stared at anyone who talked

Those who show no compunction are the most gifted at seduction and short of a permanent injunctio… we all face induction by way of their unction

I didn’t start consistently moonwa… until they required us to wear Fit… to qualify for our employee health…

You can cash in on your talent You can cash in on your good looks You can cash in on your hard work You can cash in on your good luck You can even cash in on all four

Our brains are just big enough to operate eight fingers and two thumbs An octopus is smart but if it also had

I can forgive myself anything exce… All of my contingency planning Was contingent upon Sending a contingent of negotiator…

God doesn’t make mistakes But He lets us make mistakes Which, unless I’m mistaken Means there’s no mistaking us for… But being mistake prone

It’s up to us Whether we do what we know is wron… Because it feels good in the momen… But if we do The devil is always there

It’s only once you realize There’s no such thing As your own success That you avoid becoming A victim of your own success

Don’t fear death– Time is the chisel With which we sculpt the infinite Or if, like me, you work with word… Each day is a first edition

I thought the Protestant work eth… I saw all the lazy rivers in peopl… until I noticed they were each swi… against the current