It was an offer I thought I couldn’t refuse: You can sit there and take it Or leave it Having nowhere to go

Right up until the last revision it said Life, liberty and the hot pursuit…

If you want to predict the future determine what is most taken for g… and imagine a world without it I predict a future where words will be replaced

The first thing you’re taught is t… you can make some of the people drink Coke all of the time and you can make all of the people drink Coke some of the time but

Never get greedy Always cut your losses And remember that it’s better to be lucky than good and it’s bad luck to be so good th…

Descartes wanted certainty He got it Now we’re stuck with it Uncertain how we get unstuck Does this mean we’re doomed or sav…

In a word, the internet is a Goliath Remember, Moshiach will be from the line of… Goliath,

When words fail you’re getting close to the truth But we’re just about to talk ourselves into

The easiest way to tell that climate change is a new religion is that it allows for plenty of missed deadlines

I may look like a tall glass of water but be– ware, I’m half empty

I’m not afraid of jumping in front of a bus because I don’t want to jump in front of a bus I am afraid of

In showing us what darkness looks… fog is equal and opposite to stars lighting up the night sky

Average academics Have a pet theory Dominant academics Have a pet theory about pet theori…

When we restrict someone’s space i… we say that they are doing time implying that the rest of us are doing spacetime You do time

I want to believe in God I believe in UFOs I don’t believe in recycling I don’t want to believe in what th…