You can’t take both forks in the road but you can overpack

Everybody knows the unwritten rule… Everybody thinks they know the unw… Nobody knows when the unwritten pu…

The world has gone to heck And heck is hell Minus the pleasure

If the honeymoon is over And things have gone leaden Rejoice, you have a lot of work to… Which is known as the golden age

Per Wittgenstein Words only gain meaning through th… And they are always used in the co… Of the game being played in the mo… So, when we use words

Unsatisfied with natural consequen… human beings concocted perverse in… which is to say where once we were mere mortals now we are self-defeating

Is being a conformist without a cause enough to qualify me as an antihero

The epic poem for this epoch will have to say the most with the least

We can be given responsibility by God but we can only take control

Everybody knows That everybody hates group project… But everybody is a group project Which is why everybody hates thems… Unless the group wisdom

I try to imagine what it was like for my wife when two lines meant positive and the closest I get is when

The rug saves its harshest critique for the carpet

The odds are always 50/50- It either happens or it doesn’t– Unless everybody believes it can’t… In which case the odds go slightly… This is why your best bet

We’re hearing a lot of talk About saving democracy As if we were still A civilization ruled by a majority Which respects the rights of the m…

It wasn’t false modesty exactly You might call it un-unpretentious if you were being pretentious