My wife fell right back in love with me when we came up with a rubric

Much like God created the univers… Where before there was no universe… In this universe we find patterns Where, upon first glance There are no apparent patterns, ju…

The makers of Fitbit Bring you the Pleasure Measure Because after you get your steps i… It’s time to get your fun done!

You can’t win, Dearth– Your winnings will never be enough To change your nature Which is lacking the means But knowing the end

A class marker is always written in permanent marker; in a classless society the permanent marker

Less self-interest is in your best interest except on Pinterest

Funny how as the left lost its sense of humor it became a joke

Now Is not the time for Waiting to decide; Now Is the time for

Do I still get credit For ignoring the critics If they are just the voices in my…

Life is a brief window of opportun… And the opportunity of a lifetime Consists of the chance To help turn the wheel of time Which turns everything towards the…

I’m sad to say I’ve never been happier And I’m happy to say I’ve never been sadder All of which is to say

I’m always leaving things at church so the lost and found won’t be empty

I’m getting much better at recognizing my wife’s subtle hi… like when she recently put mosquit… over her side of the bed

When I caught my wife cutting up… she said it was to prevent birds getting stuck in them like six-pac…

It never snows anymore in Baltimore but it did before you left open the refrigerator doo…