It never snows anymore in Baltimore but it did before you left open the refrigerator doo…
As an individual human being I could never really know who you think I am so, I had to imagine it But as a networked cyborg
After years of therapy the stump came to see that there was an I, two even, in the giving tree
Whistler’s mother had just spent a long day with Whis– tler’s mother-in-law
Inevitably my spirit vegetable was rutabaga
If you want to know what the quarantine was like for me walk a mile in my new leather sweatpants
The culture war is a cyber war where you can’t tell that you’re behind enemy lines until you’re compelled to read your lines
Hook-up apps have given intimacy all the allure of an oil change
You wanted them all to yourself because they didn’t want anything to do with you and this is the sound of
My curated self has asked me for a divorce
On the one hand even the talking cure can’t cure death On the other hand you can’t talk it to death
We have religion for the heart and science for our brains but the head and the heart are afraid of each other because there’s nothing for the ne…
Our brains are just big enough to operate eight fingers and two thumbs An octopus is smart but if it also had
If you make the mistake of believi… there’s no room for error the surest way to avoid making ano… is to keep making the same mistake
When we had bodies they called us extras which was short for extraneous though our negligible status lent a degree of latitude
