I’m always leaving things at church so the lost and found won’t be empty
Like a real life Picture of Dorian Gray my hair stays full even as my act wears thin
When words fail you’re getting close to the truth But we’re just about to talk ourselves into
Human beings have always used the symbolic to navigate the real; until recently we did so by imagining that the symbolic is rea… whereas scientists imagine that
History’s first lesson– the ABCs– is that, unless coerced not to people kill the ones they hate History’s second lesson–
The Cheshire Cat and Schrodinger’s Cat couldn’t agree on a place to meet
Thanks to his bifocals Ben Franklin could see that while we might look like bald… up close we’re clearly turkeys
You can’t put a square peg in a round hole but you can put a JPEG in a memory hole
Every night when I go to sleep my dreams fulfill my dearest wishe… so that I can make it through anot… But the metaverse is a dreamscape where your avatar is only allowed…
In contemporary materialism the miracle of consciousness is filtered through zeros and ones making One a number of things with zero chance of going right
What I lack in subtlety I make up for in volume
Cartoonists always draw the lightb… pointing up so that no one will think it’s a n…
Putin lost his mind then he lost his war then he lost his job or Putin dropped the mask
You cannot beat God in any sport but you can tie Him in bowling
Carry a pen, should you need to write “Note to self: Congratulations!”