There is only one product but infinite ways to package it

At bottom crypto mining is just another form of extracting fossil fuels But the crypt keeper knows that the best way to hide somethin…

Like Jacob If you wrestle with the divine Through the darkest hours You will get hurt and limp away Which we call experiencing loss

The only reason to pursue fame is to forestall the possibility that you’re the kind of person who would die wishing you’d been more famous

I can never remember street names navigating strictly by landmarks taking left turns just past abandoned doughnut shops impugning me to keep my marriage

I trusted the process It wrought processed food I’m still processing

In the confession booth I have a confession to make so that I can receive forgiveness In the show trial I have a confession to make up

The only ones Who antisemites hate more than Je… Are Jews who defend themselves There is a name For their belief system:

You can tell that the far right Borg and the far left Borg are one Borg because Donald Trump

The opposite of bad breath Isn’t good breath It’s fresh breath Because all breath is good So, you never have to hold your br…

Jews learned the hard way That because God sanctions God also sanctions– In this lies their certainty about… Most other nations just know

Pressure is wanting it for someone else Passion is wanting it

I’ve now reached the age when anticipation con– sists of nostalgia

Thinking of happiness as the meaning of life is like thinking of sugar as the meaning of food

As usual, the materialist is half-… When he insists life (By which he means his life) Is no laughing matter But he will remain a halfwit until