Divided We Fall in Line
This isn’t the best of all possible worlds but God does His best with what we give Him to work with
I’ve long since stopped working on myself but I work overtime on my curated self
I was a bullshit artist until I realized a career as a bullshit scientist paid better
Hook-up apps have given intimacy all the allure of an oil change
For the antisemite the Jews’ most galling offense is the audacity of their survival, decoding the latest antisemitic sl… the smear of “Jewish Supremacy”-
They say love it or leave it yet what do you do if you love your country but it leaves you
Humble pie is A required taste Until it becomes An acquired taste
Every night when I go to sleep my dreams fulfill my dearest wishe… so that I can make it through anot… But the metaverse is a dreamscape where your avatar is only allowed…
The difference between art and rea… is that the artist is doomed to re… the triumphs of the past
I know I’m losing an argument with my friends when my thoughts turn to lunch I know I’m winning when I’m about to lose my lunch
In East Germany they had a planned economy and an old joke: I pretend to work You pretend to pay me
We’ve got enough to go on That there’s enough for everybody So long as we are tough enough But we couldn’t leave well enough… And soon enough
The usual cruelty Is having multiple children And enforcing a hierarchy In order to keep the peace Unusual cruelty
You can’t study for the purity test but you can copy from your neighbor
You can’t learn to write because nobody knows quite how to… You can’t learn to network because everybody is already netwo… So when you pay tuition for a writ…