My wife fell right back in love with me when we came up with a rubric
This is going nowhere so, by all means let’s keep going
It has taken countless scholars decades of toil to translate Plus ca change, plus c’est la meme chose
I have not loved my neighbor as my… but I have consistently greeted hi… with an insouciant bonhomie
I have a bad habit of predicting the future; it has kept me alive but only to fight another day And yes, my brain is pattern-seeki…
I believe in the great man theory of history because the good man theory of history is so obviously false
The fatal mistake Is taking his weakness For kindness
The people pleaser’s greatest mist… is believing that if you always walk the line you will never have to
In the New Age everybody knows that everything happens for a reason but nobody knows the reason so, everybody pastes together
In the latest version of Captain… Captain America’s archenemy is Captain Obvious for all the obvious reasons
Pay attention to what is said: “One day we hope to enable every p… to feel as strong a sense of conne… as you feel when you’re physically with someone you love”
Charles Horton Cooley said “I am not what I think I am and I am not what you think I am; I am what I think you think I am” Before the like button
There was once a time when No Jews allowed Meant No Jews allowed But now they say
You will only find happiness when the answers to the questions What would you do if you knew you… and What would you do if you knew you…
When they drew a winner It looked like we’d won By the luck of the draw But we came by our good fortune The honest way:
