You’ll know the movement for justice has ceased when everyone and everything comes to a standstill

You’re only allowed to define yourself by what you’re against (anti-fascist, anti-Zionist, etc.) and what you’ve come after

You can’t take it with you tells us how to live well But we think it means living forev… and so, we’ve invested in Shell In the hopes that our savings will…

It used to be that if you were obscure you had to be able to handle the truth and if you were famous

The scientific method has, at long last arrived at a unifying theory which, for it is a dead end

Your search for a vein is now done in vain under the soft tyranny of wireless narcotics in whose touchless embrace

Just when you think You’ve seen it all It all falls apart So, you put it back together again Thinking this time it’s forever

Your life, like everyone else’s will eventually accept death’s pro… and maybe it’s because from the moment you were born death has been saying yes to life

The original version’s working title was The Giveth and Taketh Away Tree but Silverstein couldn’t get it published

At first everyone was to be followed by a p… to protect us from terrorists or kill us if we were terrorists But then it was decided that

Yes, humans suck– that’s a universal The reason we haven’t been able to fix it is that being a human doesn’t suck for eve…

God is a verb Woman is a noun And man is an adjective Put them together and you have Moderate

Love may never win but love always ties

With social media You can squeeze All of the people All of the time

Male materialists rarely make for marriage material because in their insistence that life’s not fair they further insist