The people pleaser’s greatest mist… is believing that if you always walk the line you will never have to

What I lack in hygiene I make up for in sleep hygiene

All of reality is a temptation To believe in yourself But if you do You’ll never get it– Self-confidence is always lacking

Two roads diverged the one to the left leading up the garden path the one to the right leading down the garden path

Coffee is for the middle-aged; we need both to shit and get shit done

What would my life be like If I stopped worrying And trusted God completely? Instead of preparing for the worst And hoping for the best

The latest version of antisemitism takes the form of a magic trick: The diversion– Antisemitism is bad The illusion–

If you really loved robins you would stuff your bird feeder full of worms

If you fear death You will try to control God By controlling others To prevent them from killing you If you fear God

I bought a Toyota because it’s bulletproof to compensate for the fact that I’m not even rubber bulletproof

When God said Let there be light What exactly did He enable? One clue is that light behaves As both a particle and a wave

My self-care plan includes a cheat day when I get to go to church

My mistake was Worrying they would throw me to th… Which is how wolves in sheep’s clo… Herd sheep I only escaped when I learned

In France everyone thinks Scotch tape is crap

A sliver of moon follows us home in the car How nice to be fooled