Denial was a lot easier when your head was in the clouds but your memories were stored on microfiche

In 2019 KLM Airlines began advertising that you should take the train instead; it felt like being asked to open up the marriage

Would my dentist still want me to floss if he knew that’s how I justified not going to the dentist

Because the ego mustn’t know its real mission lest it go back on accepting it, this message will self-destruct five seconds before life begins:

When they drew a winner It looked like we’d won By the luck of the draw But we came by our good fortune The honest way:

You always hear that technology is neutral but AI is like people in that its neutrality is mere obfuscation

Notice how the giraffe evolved so that its neck is precisely long… to reach the water when it bends d…

Actual justice consists of hearing both sides of the story in order to decide which side is in the right meaning that justice

Most people can get away with sweeping a few things under the ru… but when I started working at the… I couldn’t help noticing how the rugs looked like

In the battle between good and evil good appears to be playing for a tie Evil,

I don’t care about birds but I thrill when the squirrels can’t get to the birdseed

I finally realized that when Smokey Bear says Only you can prevent forest fires Only I really believe him

God gave us all of creation In which to luxuriate Together Instead We chose to deconstruct

Entire lives can be lived waiting for the other shoe to drop although often this just means you’re being crushed at a snail’s…

When the highly educated play dumb and you are dragooned into spelling it out for them know that their obtuse dissembling bespeaks regression to the oral st…