I knew Remain was in trouble when they announced that a vote fo… was also a vote in favor of renami… Brexit McBrexitface

You’ve met your femme fa– tale when you can’t stop wishful thinking about her

It’s hard to quantify change We keep running our equations Adding and subtracting everything… From everything we know about God And the numbers don’t add up–

I can’t just let go of my past I have to lose a tug of war and get third degree rope burns

You and God are like socks– No matter how far apart you get You are still a pair You and God are also like pants– Even though you are forever one

Life’s unhappiest surprises always come from those you’ve known forever without ever knowing the score but now you will

When the dull knives are out and you say all the approved thing… in all the approved ways you have proved the silencing of dissent

The poems Write themselves But they don’t Type themselves

Moses was both the greatest and th… Because he compared himself Not to his fellow man– An act which makes you smaller and… But to God

Unlike echolocation language doesn’t bounce off an obj… Instead language encounters the world and… allowing you to get lost

Liberalism without religion is lik… dining at an all-you-can-eat buffe… There’s plenty of everything but everything is so-so Religion without liberalism is lik…

This world’s highest praise– “Never change”- Is actually a curse Only God and His Torah are uncha… So that in our constant evolution

The never-ending apocalyptic refra… may just be yet another version of death’s denial: The world must be ending

In my experience it’s not necessarily true that one plus one must equal two The sum is nearly always

Mistakes are inev– itable; owning them is inestimable