Politics has become another form of showbiz but while the showman should always leave them wanting more the politician knows to

The most surprising aspect of the… though perhaps it shouldn’t have b… was the amount of paperwork it gen…

In school they put me in the gifted class but as one of my favorite teachers finally put it “There’s just something missing”

Those who were once just foaming at the mouth have been rebooted by social media… fomenting at the mouth

I could do a passable moonwalk in socks on linoleum but if I put on one glove I had to take off one sock

Funny how as the left lost its sense of humor it became a joke

People are the opposite of baked potatoes– If you keep poking holes in their theories they will explode

Like Ikea fur– niture, I am difficult to put together

The Imaginary: I disagree with what you say but I will defend to the death your right to say it The Symbolic:

I know how it must sound– A two-year long two—week lockdown— But let me expound And dish the lowdown: What we fear’s a hoedown

During the rodeo clown shortage nobody thought that the rodeo mime… but the mimes surprised everyone distracting the bulls by silently evoking the dignity

Bureaucracy’s biggest sin Is malingering as democracy– Bureaucracy sees the will of the p… As a form of madness But pretends to follow the will of…

The devolution to a permanent ruling class of the progressive educated elite will not be televised Because the elite cut their cords

To those who say they’ll keep working until they die I say don’t die–