No one loves a woman like her man and no one loves capitalism like its Marxists In each case

I’ve never been good at shaving I struggle to put on deodorant wit… And I’m frequently dripping tooth… Onto that same shirt In this an many other ways

In the west Since we can’t control time We just buy more time An approach used elsewhere With equally mixed results

We guard the thin line between love and hate by loving more But we cross the thin line between self-love and self-hate

Finding God is like that feeling… When you look everywhere for your… But can’t find them anywhere Until you realize they are on your… They don’t have a word for this fe…

Thanks to his bifocals Ben Franklin could see that while we might look like bald… up close we’re clearly turkeys

Women are attracted to men who tak… Because it’s the best possible clu… That he would risk his life for he…

According to Exxon Mobil absolute solar power corrupts absolutely

Everybody talks about the lack of movies for grown-ups but no one mentions the absence of grown-ups Of course, without grown-ups

I told my daughter Let me give you some free advice: You get what you pay for And she said I don’t get it

When civilization was still buildi… deconstruction was all the rage Now that everything we’ve built is… rage is all the rage

My wife is a lot like God If God weren’t perfect Like Him, she’s my toughest criti… But also my fiercest champion

You may think that the unconscious Is there to protect you from seein… How the sausage is made Because if you knew You wouldn’t want to eat it

In the cold war the gravest danger was recklessnes… which we solved with Mutually Assured Destruction The culture war

The first difference between your… When you know your boss’s eyes are… You need to look busy But when you know God’s eyes are… You actually want to get busy