Life is simple; the meaning of life is complicated As a man I’m a simple creature but I’ve been married long enough… that women are complicated
The difference between art and rea… is that the artist is doomed to re… the triumphs of the past
I always liked making people laugh until my undergraduates told me that it was an abuse of power asym…
I was caught between a rock and a hard place unable to decide on a way out Instead, you decided on me
Asked for his thoughts on God the materialist replied Nothing doing The mystic said Exactly
The best part about Being a part of something great Is that I get to do my part
In failing to put the I in team I took the erotic out of neurotic
The difference between your superego and God is that your superego says You must, but you can’t leaving you with worlds of guilt
The latest version of antisemitism takes the form of a magic trick: The diversion– Antisemitism is bad The illusion–
To get into heaven they tell you that you have to answer one question correctly and that there are
What happens within the gray matte… has always been a gray area but as the gray scale falls from o… everything is in black and white including the technicolor dreamcoa…
Social media– the bureaucracy of the people– is an eternal now where you always have just enough time
Every time I screw up God says what He has to say and then He says Over and I always think
I tried using my get out of jail free card but the CVV on the back was Roman Numerals for eleven
He should have said: If everything is permitted then God does not exist