It was when Socrates ate the frui… that he added this second line of… I know that my wife knows everythi…

If you cut off an arm you are left with a stump to which you affix a prosthetic If you cut off a face you are left with a mask

Service is inevitable; it’s why we… And there are three kinds There is serving others Because they control you– This is slavery

I’ve never been good at shaving I struggle to put on deodorant wit… And I’m frequently dripping tooth… Onto that same shirt In this an many other ways

The worst part about giving every kid in little league a trophy is the way it has emptied all the… out of acquiring

Modern research methods have detec… that there’s no such thing as a ba… leaving scientists puzzled as to w… the whole bunch is still spoiled

Every time I’ve totally lost it It was because I feared I had lost control But they can imprison you, torture… And yet they can’t take your self-…

We’re hearing a lot of talk About saving democracy As if we were still A civilization ruled by a majority Which respects the rights of the m…

I want what you want so I want a cow

What is the difference between expressing a feeling and expressing the absence of feel… It is the difference between living under the threat of the Rea…

If you take a hot-blooded child and raise him in a cold-blooded cu… don’t be surprised when you get a lukewarm-blooded vulture

When you can work from anywhere anywhere will do

You’ll be able to tell that nobody knows what anything is wort… when no one knows who they can tru…

The first difference between your… When you know your boss’s eyes are… You need to look busy But when you know God’s eyes are… You actually want to get busy