Telling ourselves half-truths Is worse than telling ourselves li… Because Although the truth will set you fr… Just as you can’t be half pregnant

The annoying thing about blenders Is how loud they are But then again My mouth functions as a blender And I’m a loudmouth

All consciousness is false consciousness but some consciousnesses are easier to fake

I know the world is round from experience: I ran from the truth for so long that I ran smack into it

It’s widely known that A man’s best availability is his a… The highest praise for a man is What would we do without him? But it’s rarely said that

It’s not that we are past The point of no return But that we the people Have invested our life savings In scorn for our neighbor

Exhausted by the pendulum swings b… feeling overwhelmed and disappoint… we’ve taken elements from Too much, too soon and

Updating Yeats’s “The best lack all conviction While the worst are full of passio… I’d say The best lack all conviction

In the movies they always guess right when it’s time to cut the blue wire or the red wire on the ticking time bomb

The dark side of the Force Is the force of habit The light side of the Force Is the force of habit

The quartermaster is responsible f… and nothing more Some of you will be content to half-ass the rest of it Some of you will be willing to ris…

Yes Life is a pain But it is a labor pain

When you can work from anywhere anywhere will do

In the confession booth I have a confession to make so that I can receive forgiveness In the show trial I have a confession to make up

Strange that we use Out of order for broken and for breaking the rules As if the Coke machine