Women give hints So that men will think It was their idea I’ve never been good at taking a h… But I’m good at following orders

When space is finite we need to share which is colloquially known as using the Force When cyberspace is infinite

It’s become harder than ever to be the court jester– you have to use humor to speak

Thanks to his bifocals Ben Franklin could see that while we might look like bald… up close we’re clearly turkeys

Whenever people used to ask Why bother? I always had an answer at the read… Don’t bother Because it involves bothering othe…

Descartes wanted certainty He got it Now we’re stuck with it Uncertain how we get unstuck Does this mean we’re doomed or sav…

If things feel prearranged it’s because you’ve already rearranged

If the truth were merely regarded as false it might still have found its purpose but once degraded into

Never Win Anything

When Plan A is not having a plan Plan B is not having an exit strategy

After fifteen years of marriage I thought by now I’d have made partner

As an American I have a posteriori knowledge that Americans pretend without reason to a priori knowledge of the other

One thing I’ve learned is The good times Weren’t as good As I imagined them to be In fear of the bad times

I told my daughter Let me give you some free advice: You get what you pay for And she said I don’t get it

All words are defined by other words except for God’s rule