When an American marries into a brood of Scots it’s a matter of when and not if we overdo it with the family tarta…

Al Gore didn’t invent the internet He created a device for the reinforcement of irrational thoughts and behaviors

Life is a test but I’d been treating it like a quiz– which is a preparation for a test– under the assumption that when I d…

I hope to live several decades more making it odd to know so very well what they’ll put

On business trips to Moscow I never wear my three piece suit

You can either learn to ride a bik… with no hands in order to show off or to free your hands for another task

You can’t give people the benefit of the doubt if you’re incapable of doubting yourself

She went to law school; I bet it all on brick ov– en pita and lost

The difference between your superego and God is that your superego says You must, but you can’t leaving you with worlds of guilt

I am going to delay early retirement until everyone is middle class

Starting gun to my head I’ll finish what you started And run the race By running in place

In ancient times the scribe produced holy texts through which you encountered the sacred Today, the coder makes hypertexts through which

If there is one thing we can all agree on it’s moral certainty

In boxing you can be the real champ by beating the man who beat the man Just so

The US Constitution rules out cruel and unusual punishment but that and a nickel will get you 1% of a cup of coffee now that cruelty is the usual