The old playbook was all about helping you know the right time to go for it

You’re only a real materialist If you demand that believers Do the impossible And then get angry When they prove you wrong

Natural disaster was always an act of God With climate change we’ve made it our own

Instead of shooting bullets into t… to celebrate I raise my leaf blower towards the… On blue moons I do this from my jet ski

When space is finite we need to share which is colloquially known as using the Force When cyberspace is infinite

Of late I always feel like I just got off one of the spinning rides at the county fair but that’s just the sensation of civilization accelerating as it

Until the company’s weekend retrea… I didn’t know that my leadership s… was like never having braces but still wearing a retainer

The difference between the Pax Romana and the Pax Americana is that while all roads lead to Rome

When hell freezes over we’ll all skate on our sins

You can only make a difference in the face of indifference

You will only find happiness when the answers to the questions What would you do if you knew you… and What would you do if you knew you…

The culture war is a cyber war where you can’t tell that you’re behind enemy lines until you’re compelled to read your lines

I trusted the process It wrought processed food I’m still processing

It always comes down to what is most important to you and what is most important to you is not knowing what is most import…

There is the rule of law Which is self-explanatory Or there is the law of rule Which will always be explained to…