I don’t know what being alone with your thoughts is like for you but for me it’s like I’m watching them
Wittgenstein let the fly out of the bottle but western philosophy was soon back on the bottle
Our bodies are exactly as strong as gravity’s resistance makes them… in recognition of mortality we symbolize this through the know… that gravity is the weakest
When I was a kid people grew on me like grass Now they’re more like sod
At the end of life you can either say I brought it or I bought it
I’m not aware of the lies I tell myself Who is?!? But the white lies
The dictatorship of the professori… uses neologisms to prevent counter elocution and to speed the transition to authentic sophism and the
A fishbowl made of screen glass is a fishbowl made for one that is magically adjacent to every other fishbowl in this world we conjured where
I don’t get mad I get odd
Denial was a lot easier when your head was in the clouds but your memories were stored on microfiche
Knowing that everyone agrees you remind them of indoor furniture on the porch tells you nothing about what each of them thinks of you
Ours was the first all you can eat… to earn a coveted Michelin star and I always thought it was becaus… when you ordered the whole enchila… it came with bottomless fries
Fight fire With fire Accordingly, A bureaucracy can solve any proble… With more paperwork
My ego is too big
Men are from Mars Women are from everywhere else
