People are only willing to wait and see when they already know what they are looking for

Time is a one way road that only goes forward so that you know which direction t… but you can still go the wrong way down a one way road

Not wanting to die We weren’t foolish enough To look God in the face Wanting to live forever We selectively remembered that Go…

There are lots of places to hide things but hiding them in plain sight is the best option for the things that people

I thought I was too smart for my own good But happily, I’d overestimated my… and I was just smart enough to be vaporous

When America was grouped by right… We could always meet in the middle… This was called democracy But those days are over With America divided into

As the new Assistant to the Deput… your primary initial responsibilit… 1) Establishing détente between wo… and paleo dietary restriction fact… while maintaining the dining hall’…

There aren’t any lines That you can’t cross– This is called free will But there are lines That you can’t uncross–

There used to be two types of peop… Those who wanted to Go ahead and get it over with And those who wanted to postpone t… This enabled some degree of self-s…

Shakespeare said “All the world’s a stage, And all the men and women merely p… But who is the audience? After all, we’re not performing

Money is an illusion that fools al… We only have one currency to spend And it is time At the time of judgment day We will only be asked one question…

Many con artists have a moral awakening; even more realize that the only compassionate thing to do is continue the con

Marriage is a safe harbor until the moment you harbor a grudge

The conceit of individualism was that you could have a type without even wondering if you might be a type

If you can catch someone lying to… you can figure out what they want… If you can catch yourself lying to… you can figure out your own desire The former can make you rich