On the one hand even the talking cure can’t cure death On the other hand you can’t talk it to death

For a long time, the centrists were at the center of attention where the action was But now they find themselves at the center of a hall of mirrors

My dad was a very religious man He always told me You’ve made your bed now you’ve got to not eat in it

I never really knew what postmodern meant until I moved to the internet when from time to time

Life was once a high-wire act without a net Now it’s tennis without a net

I went to bed after a gabfest and had a bad dream that I woke up on, nay in, silent retreat

The people pleaser’s greatest mist… is believing that if you always walk the line you will never have to

Wittgenstein’s fly in the bottle consults the map for directions to find the map

The turning point came after I pegged my happi– ness to the dollar

I am going to delay early retirement until everyone is middle class

During the lockdown you were still technically allowed to exercise outdoors but I rigged up

I always like to know where I stand and I always bring an umbrella that can double

The US Constitution rules out cruel and unusual punishment but that and a nickel will get you 1% of a cup of coffee now that cruelty is the usual

When they replaced me at work with… I was suddenly able to devote a lo… to not being the creative type

In the official version of my life I love my life In real life I love life itself