Since seeing is believing all that we really want is kept out of sight, out of mind leaving everything we think we kno… to the imagination

When the shit hits the fan at least I know I won’t be wearing flip-flops

While others await the second coming my own second shortcoming (the first– keeping the peace

She went to law school; I bet it all on brick ov– en pita and lost

Almost every student prefers and l… But will almost always take the vi… Because those classes are always e…

One party rule Finally clicked in America When the ruling party rebranded As the Pajama Party

We call the end of sex the little… And the idea of casual sex Is as absurd as casual death

It never snows anymore in Baltimore but it did before you left open the refrigerator doo…

I have a deep need for love but an even deeper fear of rejecti… and God is both the greatest gamble and the surest thing

I’m sad to say I’ve never been happier And I’m happy to say I’ve never been sadder All of which is to say

One interpretation holds that the… And the Tree of Knowledge of Goo… Are one and the same tree Which makes sense to me Since when Adam and Eve decided t…

The only possible form of self-awareness is knowing what you want to be true

In order to minimize intra-tribal… while aggressively pursuing class… progressive educated elites turn t… like common schoolyard bullies And the fact that you can only

The wonder of it all includes everything worth loving but also everything that must be endured So, I wonder about