There is only one way to claim moral authority: Convincing others that they are the authority in their own life And based on exhaustive research

I respond to A nail in my tire Like it’s the last nail In my coffin

My dreams are no longer about wish fulfillment but about the Amazon fulfillment center

You don’t really know someone until it becomes clear that you don’t really know them

Each and every TikTok is a remake of the Zapruder film

You can use the Force or you can use force and the Force will use you because the Dark Side or the Light Side

When God made man in His image He made a choice To give us a choice God always has a choice And He always chooses the good

No one who desires to be good believes themselves good; all those who believe themselves g… do so in service of their true desire

Everybody knows The pen is mightier than the sword But few understand That it’s because The pen is a lightsaber

I’m the kind of guy Who doesn’t ride a motorcycle But always wears a leather helmet

You can’t prove that God exists But even if you could People would just say Correlation does not imply causati…

If you take a hot-blooded child and raise him in a cold-blooded cu… don’t be surprised when you get a lukewarm-blooded vulture

How do I love me? Let me count t… I love me to the depths of my stom… and when in line in front of a lum… I’ll take the last fried rice in t… I love me to the level of Wall St…

We have achieved the classless society: eve– rything is tacky

In wristwatch advertisements the doomsday clock is always set to ten past ten