I can never remember street names navigating strictly by landmarks taking left turns just past abandoned doughnut shops impugning me to keep my marriage
In theory rule by consensus sounds more democratic but in practice it leads to hung juries
Caught between a rock and a hard p… we will sink or swim: Sink like a rock or swim in a hard place– the opposite of walking on water–
If only hate were but bone deep we could bury it with the bones But hate is buried deep in the sou… with which it reincarnates like a perennial crop of invasive…
It’s a lot easier for men to dwell in the mystery of what a woman wants than to acknowledge what it is exactly that
God broke in half-way through my prayer and said You’re on mute
When the highly educated play dumb and you are dragooned into spelling it out for them know that their obtuse dissembling bespeaks regression to the oral st…
For every deep dive into the data there’s a data analyst with the be…
People still make all the mistakes but now A.I. does all the learning
She went to law school; I bet it all on brick ov– en pita and lost
If you count the rings on a tree stump it will tell you the cost of doing business
The only way to survive being abandoned is to love with abandon
I don’t get mad I get odd
Aristocracy failed because it couldn’t keep some of the people happy all of the time Democracy is failing because
When I got my first honey-do list after the wedding I explained to my bride that I us… until I was bitten by one of the 5… that don’t make webs