I’d always said Que sera, sera expecting the last guffaw Instead it’s a last hurrah before one or the other coups d’et…
I don’t get mad I get odd
Actually marr– iage is like riding a tan– dem unicycle
The old saying– It’s better to have one and not ne… Than to need one and not have it– Comes from the fact that Everyone has what they need
Democracy was superseded not by a police state but by a witness protection progra…
Life is a give and take And since he’ll never give any cri… Because he can’t take any criticis… A people pleaser is the walking de…
The people will never accept the f… that the one thing missing from an effective conspiracy is conspir… so they keep looking for the inexi… always expecting to find them
A funny thing happened when I told them that you can either laugh or you can cr… No one laughed but for a second
In failing to put the I in team I took the erotic out of neurotic
In the old country song When Mac Davis sings “Oh lord it’s hard to be humble When you’re perfect in every way” I always assumed
The conceit of individualism was that you could have a type without even wondering if you might be a type
All consciousness is false consciousness but some consciousnesses are easier to fake
I believe in a future in which man perfects the art of expressing his discontent in bushes that look like clouds
I always liked making people laugh until my undergraduates told me that it was an abuse of power asym…
The ego (that’s you) is a symptom of lack (that’s nothing)