I’d always said Que sera, sera expecting the last guffaw Instead it’s a last hurrah before one or the other coups d’et…

In the end no one could be held accountable for the catastrophe not because there weren’t plenty of warning signs

Men are from Mars Women are from everywhere else

7. “Strategic” nuclear war: Assured destruction = yes, but mut… 6. Giant asteroid hits earth: No one to blame 5. Cyber war:

No one ever told the truth but not a one of us were liars because we always spoke exclusivel… in the future tense

The American cure for the boredom of meaninglessness is not to pursue meaning but to outpace boredom which is why our mass nihilism

We lost our way when we ran out of time and into eternity because space without time

When I was a baby My mother wiped my bum Social media, then, is the fountai… As I become its obedient child Every time it wipes my memory

Don’t sweat the small stuff. It’s all big stuff.

For those who are real– ly asking, the truth is al– ways multi-tasking

Relationships are hard work unless you’ve preemptively announc… that you’re quitting but staying on as a volunteer

The lower classes are those people who are not allowed to compete To feel good about perpetuating th…

When did we ditch the Pledge of Allegiance for the wedge of a grievance

We’ll never win a power struggle But that’s never stopped us trying And we always end up tying Because our fates are tied togethe…

Civilization began when a discussion group convened to debate the meaning of the phras… The less said, the better