I fist met Cap’n Crunch back when he was 2nd Lieutenant C… He did this weird thing where he’d… in the powdered milk powder and sa… Stays crunchy even in milk!

The lamppost is an outpost Where it’s safe to admit That between you, me, and the lamp… Self-knowledge is over-rated Self-deception is automated

A planning committee’s second most… Is coming up with a plan That everyone can agree to But no one is happy with This sounds strange until you real…

Just as Tastes like chicken is code for I only want chicken I don’t know what I want

A civilization can die From a variety of causes– Famine, conquest, madness, etc. In succumbing to boredom Ours will be the first

It is often wondered whether the v… People of the Book are reading fiction or non-fiction but since they are each reading an… of a relationship that is phenomen…

Johnny Cash is going to Jackson; I have been to Jacksonville

Augmented reality works through addition by subtraction where we’ve lost contact with real… but gained a sun

If my peccadillos Are mere cigarillos Why is my hide as thick as an arma…

The only stipulation they put on our capitulation was against any abrogation in accepting their congratulations

My organizing principle Is that everyone wants to be princ… Unless they realize that God is p… And that for God Everyone is principal

Some people say They were born too late; I was almost born too soon But then along came the internet Just in time to stop time–

I once heard of a person In this case a woman (Though it could just as easily ha… Who divorced her husband Explaining

Everybody knows The pen is mightier than the sword But few understand That it’s because The pen is a lightsaber

All of reality is a temptation To believe in yourself But if you do You’ll never get it– Self-confidence is always lacking