Wonder Woman’s invisible jet was like a stratospheric glass cei… preventing her from flying like Superman
Notice how the giraffe evolved so that its neck is precisely long… to reach the water when it bends d…
Hell is other people Purgatory is other people’s money Heaven is money
Happiness is the moment after the weight of the world is lifted from your shoulders and before it lands on your toe
A heart can only beat in synch with another A broken heart still beats because God keeps the time– just as He keeps us–
The wrong crowd used to let things get out of control Now the wrong crowd has the best
My astrologer credited her work wi… for the discovery of a thirteenth… Jello the Jellyfish which shares the sting of my erstw… but is distinguished by a spineles…
When people meet me they typically think I’m a sensitive guy but later they realize I’m a time sensitive guy
When the dull knives are out and you say all the approved thing… in all the approved ways you have proved the silencing of dissent
It’s still wise not to panic but now it’s because you need to keep your powder dry for a moral panic
Life’s unhappiest surprises always come from those you’ve known forever without ever knowing the score but now you will
I fist met Cap’n Crunch back when he was 2nd Lieutenant C… He did this weird thing where he’d… in the powdered milk powder and sa… Stays crunchy even in milk!
Thinking that the purpose of life… things looked good enough on the s… to believe that my life was 24-karat gold Who knew that the purpose of beaut…
The Fed has one lever to pull– interest rates– to keep all of us consuming
Our civilization has gotten around God’s injunction to be our brother… by being our little brother’s book…