On Fresh Air they always mention that their rock historian lives in France as if he were in exile from rock a… the same way James Joyce wrote ab…

If you want to know what the quarantine was like for me walk a mile in my new leather sweatpants

I didn’t know my own strength because my strength is in numbers But now I know that my greatest w… was wanting to be number one Fortunately, while it’s easy to ge…

When you come in peace I fall to pieces And then collect myself For the gathering storm

Those who were once just foaming at the mouth have been rebooted by social media… fomenting at the mouth

After years of therapy the stump came to see that there was an I, two even, in the giving tree

If the honeymoon is over And things have gone leaden Rejoice, you have a lot of work to… Which is known as the golden age

The difference between the walking… And the walking dead Is what they have in common– The walking wounded can laugh at t… And the walking dead can only laug…

It took the spies of Five Eyes to tell that Putin wasn’t bluffin’ But just ask the staff at Five Gu… and they’ll tell you Trump’s MacG… He longs for Daddy’s approval

Denial was a lot easier when your head was in the clouds but your memories were stored on microfiche

In His infinite wisdom God made the pen mightier than the… Which is why the internet’s first… Is the First Amendment It’s only once free speech and fre…

Scarcity isn’t a lack of abundance– it results from overabundance which enables hoarding

Hook-up apps have given intimacy all the allure of an oil change

Known knowns: Who I think you think I am Known unknowns: Who you think I am Unknown unknowns:

As Amazon Prime Minister I’m ringleader of the carefree world