Going home had come to feel like dining in a restaurant where the food is celebrated but the customers merely tolerated
When did we ditch the Pledge of Allegiance for the wedge of a grievance
I’m getting much better at recognizing my wife’s subtle hi… like when she recently put mosquit… over her side of the bed
American Express changed its slog… “Don’t leave home without it” to “Don’t live life without it” in acknowledgement that
God is a verb Woman is a noun And man is an adjective Put them together and you have Moderate
Until the company’s weekend retrea… I didn’t know that my leadership s… was like never having braces but still wearing a retainer
I’m not aware of the lies I tell myself Who is?!? But the white lies
In 2019 KLM Airlines began advertising that you should take the train instead; it felt like being asked to open up the marriage
Everybody talks about the lack of movies for grown-ups but no one mentions the absence of grown-ups Of course, without grown-ups
The second half of life is a second chance to give as much as I have received
What is wrong with the world today?: Dear Sir or Madam, You are.
The American far left lacks a unifying Great Leader because as a cult of narcissists each disparate member belongs to their own
The only reason to pursue fame is to forestall the possibility that you’re the kind of person who would die wishing you’d been more famous
You’ll know whether you’re there to make things better or to make yourself feel better by how you react when you’re told you can do better
The conceit of individualism was that you could have a type without even wondering if you might be a type