Let there be light blight and hindsight
Our civilization has gotten around God’s injunction to be our brother… by being our little brother’s book…
As usual, the materialist is half-… When he insists life (By which he means his life) Is no laughing matter But he will remain a halfwit until
A poem is worth A thousand pictures A life is worth A thousand paper cuts So, if I were to
You can’t call timeout in soccer But you can fake an injury You can’t call timeout in life But you can fake yourself out By believing you’ve faked us all o…
I won’t rest ‘til O– prah puts me on the cover of her magazine
When I started telling my employe… Apologies in advance! they still felt compelled by decor… No apologies needed which was how I ended exploitation
People wonder how long it will tak… AI to get smarter than us but the smart money is on us getting dumber than AI first
Maya Angelou says we have one hand to help others and one hand to help ourselves
I am simultaneously purging while binge watching TV on my Gal… by ignoring my wife and kids
It never snows anymore in Baltimore but it did before you left open the refrigerator doo…
People thought they could finally come and go as they pleased if they could just be rid of the g… only to find in their absence not just more and bigger gates
Both my parents were tall and I ended up a shrimp Not coincidentally, my diet has al… largely consisted of pink flamingo… though scientists insist that it’s…
In five big boardrooms on Earth There soon came to be a great mirt… At the growth in net worth That fed on a dearth In all of the people’s self-worth
I can’t guess your age but I can guess your age when you got that tattoo
