I told my daughter Let me give you some free advice: You get what you pay for And she said I don’t get it

It wasn’t until I earned my MBA that I understood the second comin… as an incredible opportunity for r… e.g, think about the implications… Jesus updated from sandals to toe…

A being becomes human when you add meaning

The stapler inevitably jams And it’s always the stapler That jams the copier Except for the times it jams When you try to copy something you…

My psychic told me I needed to ta… I said I already knew that I came here to look before I leap

We’ve gone from individuals distinguishing themselves from the… begging to differ– “Whatever it is, I’m against it”- to groups

The first and most important task when you’re joining a non-hierarch… is finding out who’s really in charge The first and most important task

I used to think the way it works i… if it’s true then you believe it Later, I thought if you believe it

It could be the truth if it couldn’t go viral But it’s definitely pravda if it speeds our downward spiral

God’s command to cells was slightly different: be fruitful and divide

The difference between sports and real life is that if Love played basketball against Empire, Hate, Violence and Death and won

When I was young we always said If you’re gonna be a bear be a grizzly bear! But now everyone’s become

If you feel like you’ve been getting away with something you’ve probably been cheating yourself

The universe is a kinetic watch so time only keeps going if we’re on the move making Zeno’s paradox of motion just a way of reassuring ourselves

It’s almost impossible to tell the difference between self-effacement and self-abasement In the former he stays down to earth