Thinking and feeling necessitates a lot of linking and… Done alone you just get a sinking… while on screen they see blinking…

I wasn’t shocked when scientists announced that a universe already infinitely… could still be expanding because I do have an ego

An army marches on its stomach but it convoys on its internal combustion engine Still, the way to

I was happily feeding at the trough when I noticed it had been filled with finger food

It was always true that if you tried to save the relationship by looking the other way eventually they’d want to be

Ours was the first all you can eat… to earn a coveted Michelin star and I always thought it was becaus… when you ordered the whole enchila… it came with bottomless fries

We confuse freedom for the act of choosing when our frontal lobe has no choice but to choose just as a heart must beat

Higher education purports to prepare you for life when really it exists to indebt you for life, expanding campus ideology

Frequently, God’s light is like sun glare, telling me to slow the heck down

Until the company’s weekend retrea… I didn’t know that my leadership s… was like never having braces but still wearing a retainer

I don’t have a TV because I would watch it Instead, I watch my mouth

Descartes wanted certainty He got it Now we’re stuck with it Uncertain how we get unstuck Does this mean we’re doomed or sav…

Many people think of life as a gift but to me it’s more like

A mind without a body, Say one that’s been uploaded to th… Is like a thought without words– You can picture it But it’s senseless

Rest assured AI will give us exactly what we d… Because the devil is gentle but fa… Whereas God is tough but more tha…