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Chris Gaither

God Is One in a Million Little Things

I don’t meet many people with
a mind like a steel trap
 
Instead, the really smart people
tend to have minds like trawling nets
to catch the really big fish
even as the people they ostensibly serve
are like blue whales
feasting on krill

Other works by Chris Gaither...
Kiss My A Posteriori

In my experience it’s not necessarily true that one plus one must equal two The sum is nearly always
At the Existential Risk of Stating the Obvious

In the latest version of Captain… Captain America’s archenemy is Captain Obvious for all the obvious reasons
When Reality Conflicts with Desire, We Don’t Change Our Desire, We Change What We Tell Ourselves About Reality

If you can catch someone lying to… you can figure out what they want… If you can catch yourself lying to… you can figure out your own desire The former can make you rich
Love Handles

God is equal parts Ardor and candor But we can’t get a handle on True love
The Dude Abides

Abiding means to wait expectantly, defiantly, or submiss… and I typically manage all three in the grocery store checkout line even in the express lane
Thesis, Antithesis, Synthesis

In the confession booth I have a confession to make so that I can receive forgiveness In the show trial I have a confession to make up
Let Them Be Fake

It’s a modern miracle: With social media You can finally Have your fake And be it too
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Our Goose Is Cooked

Mother Goose was always considere… a good enough mother Until lately we realized her failure to smother It was unanimous
I Predict a Riot

No one ever told the truth but not a one of us were liars because we always spoke exclusivel… in the future tense
A Chicken and Egg Situation

Self-flattery will get you everywhere but there’s nowhere left to go
Happiness Is a Thin Layer of Gilt

After years of therapy I was able to go from survivor’s guilt to thriver’s guilt
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“The human brain when overwhelmed with information technology is similar to that of schizophrenic– an endless array of interfaces produces skitzovision, the desire to look in multiple places at the same time”

Just because they’re coming to get you doesn’t mean you’re not paranoid
Bad Timing

When they start to call you clear-eyed it just means you’re a cynic whose time has come
“We Are Not Afraid to Follow the Truth Wherever It May Lead”

If they were ever only attacking a… there’d be nor real need for the l… But the act of distorting an idea is always a pretext to the taking… So, you’ll know it’s a strawman fa…
All Writers Are Living on Borrowed Time

You can’t learn to write because nobody knows quite how to… You can’t learn to network because everybody is already netwo… So when you pay tuition for a writ…
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