The internet is the opposite of th… When a memory is repressed you get it back even though you can’t remember it But when it is memory-holed

Just because life is good doesn’t mean it isn’t also too much of a good thing

I couldn’t believe that my first e… was still carrying a torch for me and then I saw all my other ex’s b… carrying a pitch fork

You will only find happiness when the answers to the questions What would you do if you knew you… and What would you do if you knew you…

I was an idea man with one good idea and I have no idea why they stole my idea of a good t… when they could just have it

In the past they randomly distributed blanks amongst the firing squad so that you’d never know if you were really executing enemy…

You need a high in– come to claim the moral high ground on your taxes

In person we can struggle for equality Online we’ve already achieved

You’ll know you’re talking to God When He doesn’t talk back Yet you still have your answer

How do I love me? Let me count t… I love me to the depths of my stom… and when in line in front of a lum… I’ll take the last fried rice in t… I love me to the level of Wall St…

The first time I went to a robot… I said it hurts when I do this just as I bared my soul and the robot doctor said Don’t do that

Wittgenstein’s fly in the bottle consults the map for directions to find the map

History won’t begin when we elimin… hoping that now everyone will get… Because step 1 in ending status i… and step 2 turns out to be elimina… This simulacrum that we live in ai…

To avoid road rage all rearview mirrors have been replaced by screens displaying a real-time computerize… of the way things ought to be

The only way to know you’re not paranoid is to stay connected at all times so you can rest assured