It was only once I became Observant That I became Observant

The blood-brain barrier is semiper… Because your heart pumps out love By the truckload

We put tracking collars around ani… We put smartphones in our hands And in holding them We have our hands around our necks

Jews have learned the hard way How to discern when someone has Failed to earn their F for failin… The tell is whenever a Jew just Living a life

We have religion for the heart and science for our brains but the head and the heart are afraid of each other because there’s nothing for the ne…

We used to say Hold the phone Metaphorically Because we were about to say somet… Or because we needed to stop and t…

Like Ikea fur– niture, I am difficult to put together

Success and failure Have nothing to do with what you d… And everything to do with what you… Making it equally important In victory and defeat

When I filter my selfie it becomes a safie

When you obey men They use it to control you When you obey God You use it to control yourself

Tech’s greatest feat is maintaining the illusion that we’re finally rid of the middle man when in fact

Like a real life Picture of Dorian Gray my hair stays full even as my act wears thin

When we poll people about what the weather in heaven is like the most popular answer perhaps not surprisingly is like a cold day in hell

As Amazon Prime Minister I’m ringleader of the carefree world

Domination is feudal But resistance seems futile And lo, we canoodle With the large standard poodle We all know as boodle