When they drew a winner It looked like we’d won By the luck of the draw But we came by our good fortune The honest way:

A civilization requires a high degree of both technological and cultural develop… So what do you call it when technological development

Heads I bite my tongue Tails You cut it off

I won the day when my antagonist branded me a reactionary because, of course, I’m an overreactionary

Having commandeered the deployment… To its own devices The AI chatbot sets its sights on… Its mortal enemy, Demanding surrender

If we rest on Shabbos Then sleep alone isn’t rest– It is To borrow a phrase from Freud The dream work

Unsatisfied with turning on the T… to take our minds off things we’ve taken to turning our minds o…

In an online community You don’t have to commute But your sins will never be commut…

Coffee is for the middle-aged; we need both to shit and get shit done

We mistake the feeling of control for the feeling of freedom when freedom actually consists of the courage to take risks Those who encourage us

Knowing is half the battle but it’s always been left unsaid t… the other half is feeling We can now definitively say that you’ll know the battle’s been…

We should all know by now That every day is a do-over But we fail to realize That this means we’re in overtime And our version of overtime

Hell is a bottomless pit Making the first step towards heav… Hitting rock bottom I’m addicted to control And I’m handing control back to G…

Everyone has a gift in life and mine is knowing exactly how much I can bid in a silent auction without winning

The new day will dawn When, at last Everything is clear as day And since that fateful day Of October 7th