People who enter a plea of I’m sorry if you were offended are bargaining for a sentence of time served reckoning they’ll have got off sco…
Entire lives can be lived waiting for the other shoe to drop although often this just means you’re being crushed at a snail’s…
Quick Draw McGraw taught us that in the wild wild west it’s better… shoot first and ask questions late… But Quick Bluff McGruff the Cyb… knows that on the World Wide Web…
Just as the yin-yang symbol portrays both dominant sections with a small portion of the opposi… lack sows an abundance of desire and abundance lacks lack
The eternal flame at Al Gore’s tomb works like the light in a refriger… and only burns when you look at it
The jig is finally up When Mr. Cool Goes to shul
The biggest stumbling block in bel… that God is in control is further accepting that He put us in charge
All the real archetypes are from the circus and I thought I was a clown until I found myself shot from a cannon
A man wants the mother of his children to be a chef in the kitchen “imaginative” in the bedroom a shrink in the living room
In a real life version of the ugly duckling discovering s… I was the reject popsicle stick who at long last found out I was a handy tongue depressor
The people will never accept the f… that the one thing missing from an effective conspiracy is conspir… so they keep looking for the inexi… always expecting to find them
Actually, we all died in the pande… Life– I can’t afford not to Pandemic life– I can’t afford to… The afterlife– I can’t afford not…
You need a high in– come to claim the moral high ground on your taxes
This ain’t culture war– it’s one cult in action with two rival factions
In Let there be plight the P is silent