I brought a wife To a gun fight Don’t worry You haven’t met my wife

I don’t believe in myself So, I must control God I believe in God So, I can control myself

No sooner were the gates free of b… than we’d paired off and squared off as fascists vs. totalitarians And as for the dissidents not spoi…

You don’t really know someone until it becomes clear that you don’t really know them

Faced with a forced choice The agnostic feigns ignorance For if you ask a woman to marry yo… And she says I don’t know

The universe is a kinetic watch so time only keeps going if we’re on the move making Zeno’s paradox of motion just a way of reassuring ourselves

Wittgenstein’s fly in the bottle consults the map for directions to find the map

As social animals the central question of our lives asked and answered answered and asked day upon day

Our bodies are exactly as strong as gravity’s resistance makes them… in recognition of mortality we symbolize this through the know… that gravity is the weakest

I believe in God and I believe in liberalism The tension between these two beliefs

My ego is too big

A class marker is always written in permanent marker; in a classless society the permanent marker

Life is a movie in which childhood is a sequel to your pare… adulthood is a prequel for your ch… and making it to old age is living in a spin-off