Solitary confinement is cruel and unusual punishment which is why they lock the cell but if they put you in solitary confinement

It’s not a wine and cheese crowd unless everyone there hates crowds

What do you call a wolf in sheep’s clothing who believes you are what you wear? The ruling class

We confuse freedom for the act of choosing when our frontal lobe has no choice but to choose just as a heart must beat

The stapler inevitably jams And it’s always the stapler That jams the copier Except for the times it jams When you try to copy something you…

All forms of certainty are mutations of knowing that you must die which is why the true believer is always the most likely

Skulls of Roman glad– iators indicate high rates of C.T.E.

If people tell you what they plan to do and you don’t believe them it’s because pretending they don’t really mean it

To get into heaven they tell you that you have to answer one question correctly and that there are

My wife is philosophically opposed to my habit of justifying things, say a bag of the really good kind… with the phrase: I deserve it

No one was more surprised than the… when we cracked open his shell and… the inside covered in mirrors

The depths of despair will be alleviated to the degree of your depths of attachment

Some people have baggage; I come with furniture Fortunately, my wife enjoys rearranging

Johnny Cash is going to Jackson; I have been to Jacksonville

When I was a kid the rule was one kid got to pour two glasses of Coke and the other kid