I ask God questions all the time and He never answers because He’s focused on listening Looking for answers I turned to ChatGPT
There is only one product but infinite ways to package it
Is it really leading by example when I floss in the office men’s r… after lunch or is this what the Buddhist’s cal… bodhisattva exhibitionism
I’m neither handy nor a dandy but my wife still finds me handy d…
The opposite of modest isn’t immodest, it’s honest The opposite of immodest is confident
Johnny Cash is going to Jackson; I have been to Jacksonville
“A quantum state is not an element… instead, it represents the degrees… about the possible outcomes of mea… Just so: A mental state is not an element o…
Faced with a forced choice The agnostic feigns ignorance For if you ask a woman to marry yo… And she says I don’t know
I still believe that anything is possible It’s just that now nothing would surprise me
It’s only once You’ve submitted to God’s will That God will say Surprise Me
I used to believe that if no one was unwanted there would be no more Wanted post… Now I think that because we can never stop wanting
Upon dying peacefully in my sleep surrounded by family after a long, prosperous life the Grim Reaper looked at me and… I’m glad to see you’ve arrived saf…
When they shut down Ringling Bros… a down on his luck clown looked into a second career as a m… but was informed that the mimes were only accepting applications f…
Not much has changed but now I’m a glass is ten per– cent full kind of guy
When I risk loss for those who are lost only then shall we both be found