Starting gun to my head I’ll finish what you started And run the race By running in place
It’s not that I’ve often taken leave of my senses but that I can never take a hint
As users of language we give off meaning the same way that plants as users of sunlight give off oxygen
I wear black socks On the outside Because black is how I feel In the onside
A funny thing happened when I told them that you can either laugh or you can cr… No one laughed but for a second
When our mirror stage was over we didn’t just lose the mirror we also lost the stage In replacement we got a screen (for screening out…
I thought I could keep the family… until I realized I was the family… So, all the time I was afraid of… the family’s dirty laundry I was already wearing
For about one hundred years it was no longer a secret that the easiest way to be a rational a… in an irrational world is to rationalize all
The answer man is left with a ques… What does a woman want? The question woman is stuck with a… A good man is hard to find but eas…
I asked ChatGPT to tell me what I was thinking and it said You’re thinking I once was lost
Writing history is hard especially when it’s about the past
It was always an intriguing though… to imagine knowing the date of you… until AI in a thought experiment of its own reimagined death
The days of having a cold spell have given way to the era of casting a cold spell
Everybody knows The pen is mightier than the sword But few understand That it’s because The pen is a lightsaber
Many con artists have a moral awakening; even more realize that the only compassionate thing to do is continue the con