Our brains are just big enough to operate eight fingers and two thumbs An octopus is smart but if it also had

As the civil war raged on between too much, too soon and too little, too late I thought I’d found

Everybody impersonates who they used to be but only some are impostors

Male materialists rarely make for marriage material because in their insistence that life’s not fair they further insist

If people tell you what they plan to do and you don’t believe them it’s because pretending they don’t really mean it

There were 102 passengers on the… So why only 101 dalmatians?

Where once man strove to move mountains now he settles for making them

The dream has always been To build a time machine And go back in time To change the present But some things never change–

The realist doesn’t look at clouds… that describes the escapist The realist looks at clouds and se… from her childhood

Paradoxically To approach perfection You need to make Really big mistakes Ironically

Saying Get out of your comfort zone to an American is like telling a turtle to get out of its shell

Whenever I hurt someone I’m sure that I’m a honeybee about to die But it always turns out that I’m…

When people give you the silent treatment have them put it in writing

Where the Cold War was Spy vs. Spy The Psyberwar is Psy vs. Psy

I don’t give a darn about my bland reputation