It’s always a bad idea To admit you have no idea Put another way: No idea is a bad idea You get the idea

Thanks to his bifocals Ben Franklin could see that while we might look like bald… up close we’re clearly turkeys

Tech’s greatest feat is maintaining the illusion that we’re finally rid of the middle man when in fact

The two-week lockdown To bend the curve Turned into a year-and-a-half That bent our minds When

If dreams are the fulfillment of wishes you aren’t allowed to make then daydreams are the fulfillment of wishes

If you can catch someone lying to… you can figure out what they want… If you can catch yourself lying to… you can figure out your own desire The former can make you rich

If husbands were like pro basketball players I’d be an all star but one with an exceptionally low trade value

Power is a measure of the capacity to cope with our lack of control and in wielding our power to take control

A class marker is always written in permanent marker; in a classless society the permanent marker

The pleasure in a magic show is wondering how the magician did it

They couldn’t have been more obvio… in their preparations for the surp… trusting that I was the type loathe to ruin my own surprise

Denial leaves a vacuum that is ever filled by wishful thinking

You can’t watch sports these days… Father Time is undefeated Which is when I always quote Saul… “Vait a minute. Vat about Rocky…

If it’s not anticlimactic it wasn’t worth all the effort

Materialism is no way out of Cartesian dualism It just turns backwards– I am, therefore I think– in an infinite regress