A rational actor knows a thing or… First, he knows that by definition a solution solves a problem Second, he knows that

I’m not aware of the lies I tell myself Who is?!? But the white lies

Once you have gained accession to the object of your obsession you’ll remain incapable of graspin… let alone even asking if you just might be the object of…

Upon my retirement I thought to myself Maybe now I can get some work don…

He may have gotten away with mass… But at least we didn’t let him Get away with murder

We all know death is coming and yet it remains a surprise ending

If as according to us their problem is being worse than… at least they can get better But our problem

For twenty years people kept insis… that there was an elephant in the… but I just didn’t see it And then I realized I was the elephant

Yes, humans suck– that’s a universal The reason we haven’t been able to fix it is that being a human doesn’t suck for eve…

You must go on. I can’t go on. I’ll ramble on.

Whenever I hurt someone I’m sure that I’m a honeybee about to die But it always turns out that I’m…

Not much has changed but now I’m a glass is ten per– cent full kind of guy

Because there is no I in lions, if a lion could talk, it couldn’t say I Which is to say, a lion can starve but never lacks,

Even when I’ve had sweet dreams Sleeping leaves a bad taste in my… Because even good dreams are bad d… Since the worst thing you can do t… Is to fulfill his wishes

The internet wants to tell you a l… Instead, let me tell you a secret: After the Holocaust Antisemitism was buried just deep… That it came to seem an anachronis…