No one ever told the truth but not a one of us were liars because we always spoke exclusivel… in the future tense
Either Life imitates art and becomes an exhibition Or Art Imitates Life
Past– I know what I want Therefore, I need someone to tell… so I can go ahead and do it Present–
When life gives white people lemon… they make ginger tea lemonade wit…
In Putin’s version of Let’s Make… he shows you what’s behind Door #1… - You let Putin run you through w… AND what’s behind Door #2: - You fall on your sword to atone…
The stapler inevitably jams And it’s always the stapler That jams the copier Except for the times it jams When you try to copy something you…
The faceless horde finds strength in numbers by losing themselves in the crowd But when your numbers are small
It didn’t matter that I’d been scrupulously carbon neutral; my interlocutors persisted until I realized that the desire to make… had left a vast carbon footprint o…
The only reason that people wear clothes is because they have language
God took the risk and made human beings to add meaning to His creation God gambled everything because this could mean anything
Thinking that the purpose of life… things looked good enough on the s… to believe that my life was 24-karat gold Who knew that the purpose of beaut…
God’s not buying it Until you own it– Are we clear?
Note that the male tes– tes are exactly the size of small potatoes
Narrow minds see The narrow odds of making their es… Cleaving to the straight and narro… They’ve cleaved the path in two And because they can still see no…
Human cloning only started to take… Once it became clear that The original becomes a copy of the…
