As the Zamboni driver erasing everything that just happe… so it can all happen again I am preparing for my own death
When I was a young man I couldn’t see the forest for the trees Now that I am old and wise I can’t see the forest
People who enter a plea of I’m sorry if you were offended are bargaining for a sentence of time served reckoning they’ll have got off sco…
Each question on the purity test concludes with the following promp… Which two answers are correct? And you always have the same four choices:
A leader attracts a following The following attracts a crowd The crowd mobs the leader The leader forms a mob The mob goes mental
It turns out that the afterlife is only as long as you can keep the exit interview go…
Think about how much control they… with a made up version of eternal damnation Then consider how much freedom you’ll be left with
We’re all like unharvested potatoe… covered in dirt thinking that means we’ve got the dirt on each other
Life can seem meaningless But I’ve found that Meaning is never lifeless
It could be the truth if it couldn’t go viral But it’s definitely pravda if it speeds our downward spiral
Love may never win but love always ties
Father knows best practice is to ask your mother
Life as we know it Is a competition for status In this competition Socialists are unequaled As are you and I
I hope to live several decades more making it odd to know so very well what they’ll put
Free will consists of recognizing the inevitable and choosing wisely
