One woman’s sunk cost is another woman’s sunken treasure

It’s not that I’ve often taken leave of my senses but that I can never take a hint

Life is a test but I’d been treating it like a quiz– which is a preparation for a test– under the assumption that when I d…

Where are you stuck? Wherever it is That’s where you go To find God And get unstuck

I had just started explaining smar… When the alien stopped me in mid-s… And explained smart phones to me Originally, in order to monitor an… They were just going to attach

It never snows anymore in Baltimore but it did before you left open the refrigerator doo…

Every night when I go to sleep my dreams fulfill my dearest wishe… so that I can make it through anot… But the metaverse is a dreamscape where your avatar is only allowed…

There’s a groove I’ve been going… just between heroic and anti-heroi… that’s perfectly romantic But betwixt the truth-teller and the soothsayer

If you start with being, then Being is meaningless But meaning is never without being Because meaning always comes first

If we’re to believe the internet a hero’s journey consists of a hero who goes on an adventure, is victorious in a decisive crisis… and comes home changed or transfor…

It was always true that if you tried to save the relationship by looking the other way eventually they’d want to be

That moment when you reclassify yourself from a mystery to an unsolved mystery

There is a place Where children are to be seen And not heard Where all the children are raised To keep up appearances

My children have no idea they are living through a golden age of comedy

When I started telling my employe… Apologies in advance! they still felt compelled by decor… No apologies needed which was how I ended exploitation