The devil used to be a buyer of so… But now he’s a seller To the Big Five tech companies Because the money is just too good How does the devil sell

My favorite tennis player of all time is the Frenchman Guy Forget because man always forgets

Time flies when you’re having fun And the key to fun is wanting Not having

In a failed democracy the one thing both sides can agree on is that the real traitors are the loyal opposition

Your soul is mission control And Houston We have a problem Literally Problem is

Over the course of life I’ve never managed to finish anyth… but for always completing my course of antibiotics

All ideas that stood the test of t… Are outdated ideas because They failed to meet our search cri… There’s no time like the present

We ask people How are you doing? because it’s the easiest way to prevent them from actually telling us how they are doing

The older that I get, the more wanton lust looks like wanting for love

The difference between Being asleep at the wheel And being asleep at the wheel Of a self-driving car Is that in the former

When they told me I was one of many I took them to mean I was the one

When I asked Permission to come aboard The ship of fools They said Everything is permitted

There’s always an excuse So, there’s never an excuse For running out of excuses

It’s said that In my Father’s house are many man… Which makes sense to me now That I’ve been banished from my f… And left for dead

God gave us creation and said Help yourself and so, we plundered it realizing too late that the only way