Where once it was widely understoo… That the only way to defeat evil Is by defeating it Which is always possible because God is in control

Your soul is mission control And Houston We have a problem Literally Problem is

God is the only Subject Who see things objectively So, God’s object Is to change the subject And God knows that, like Him, we…

Every time I screw up God says what He has to say and then He says Over and I always think

This is a much simpler question than What does a woman want? Hamas wants to kill all Jews in Israel

Rest assured AI will give us exactly what we d… Because the devil is gentle but fa… Whereas God is tough but more tha…

The distance between zero and one is infinitely greater than the distance between one and infinity

Just as a lucky horseshoe works Whether you believe in it or not As long as the competition to pass… Goes on forever Then everyone’s a winner

Gracious me! Now that college Has become a finishing school There are no starter homes

Our view from the mor– al high ground was blocked by the Mt. Rushmore of golf

Marriage is a safe harbor until the moment you harbor a grudge

Contemporary pacifism attempts to… One full fathom deep But repression is just short for The return of the repressed So, you can tell a modern pacifist…

We thought it would last forever but in retrospect we were having a high time at low tide when the clam digging was easy and the eating was good

We ask people How are you doing? because it’s the easiest way to prevent them from actually telling us how they are doing

The best way to prevent something from happenin… is to convince people that it already did