AI is A nobody And I am Nobody’s fool

I fist met Cap’n Crunch back when he was 2nd Lieutenant C… He did this weird thing where he’d… in the powdered milk powder and sa… Stays crunchy even in milk!

Puzzles can be solved Problems can only be exchanged

Life isn’t fair But we are all equals In the struggle To stay out of judging others For failing at their struggles–

At the end of life you can either say I brought it or I bought it

When success is made mandatory for all it becomes impossible for any

We guard the thin line between love and hate by loving more But we cross the thin line between self-love and self-hate

Cartoonists always draw the lightb… pointing up so that no one will think it’s a n…

Tom Brady keeps a portrait of him… that is becoming progressively more likable

My wife is a lot like God If God weren’t perfect Like Him, she’s my toughest criti… But also my fiercest champion

As an American I have a posteriori knowledge that Americans pretend without reason to a priori knowledge of the other

If I were going to rephrase the O… I’d say I believe in God because There’s no better explanation And if I were going to re-explain…

I wasn’t born to follow mainly because I would never go through a red light

In the new version of socialism You can own as much property as yo… You just can’t own your mistakes

The left believes that the culture war can be won by winning elections The right believes that the culture war can be won